Bartering Gifts

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

Change and barter machines.

Rum Mage Sale Today

"How much for my golf ball?"

"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Why markets crash.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."