Crafty Barterers Gifts

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

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"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Sorry. Cash only."

Change and barter machines.

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

Ant Cut-out

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

Knitting

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."

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