Barter Enthusiast Gifts

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Crap others threw out

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Wall Street Lights.

Electricity Bills

TTIP

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Helms Burton Title III

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'I'm outta here.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.