Barter Enthusiast Gifts

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Wall Street Lights.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Helms Burton Title III

'I'm outta here.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.