Benefits Barterer Gifts

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

We'll have Manhattans...

"It feels good to unwind..."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"What'll ya have?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

"You want your olive?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Been there, drunk that."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"Is there a God?"

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

'Just too many choices.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Inappropriate garnish.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'