Barsa Believer Gifts

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

William Shakespeare

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Take. Your. Time!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"