Barsa Fan Gifts

'Pep Guardiola'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Boarway Show

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.