Barristers Gifts

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that."

Lawyers

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

It's iron clad, you can't lose the case... I've given you the oppositions case.

"That's a wig, isn't it? Haha, you can totally see the join."

"I feel bad about the life sentence, and about offering to defend your case even though I'm not a lawyer."

Trial by Media

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Selling lemon latt�

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Today's special... donuts.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

I love Lawyers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."