Barrister Buff Gifts

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Trial by Media

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'What's wrong now?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

I love Lawyers

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Barristers

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Bailiff."

"Useless information"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Law School teacher.