Barristers Prints

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that."

Lawyers

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

It's iron clad, you can't lose the case... I've given you the oppositions case.

"That's a wig, isn't it? Haha, you can totally see the join."

Trial by Media

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Selling lemon latt�

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Today's special... donuts.

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Barristers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'