Barristers T-Shirts

Show off their legal flair with our witty barrister T-shirts! Comfortable, stylish, and packed with legal humor—ideal for barristers who like to wear their profession with pride.

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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Coiffures suitable for lady barristers mockup

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

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"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that."

"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that." mockup

"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that."

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Lawyers

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"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'." mockup

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

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'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!' mockup

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

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It's iron clad, you can't lose the case... I've given you the oppositions case.

It's iron clad, you can't lose the case... I've given you the oppositions case. mockup

It's iron clad, you can't lose the case... I've given you the oppositions case.

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"That's a wig, isn't it? Haha, you can totally see the join."

"That's a wig, isn't it? Haha, you can totally see the join." mockup

"That's a wig, isn't it? Haha, you can totally see the join."

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Trial by Media

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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Selling lemon latt�

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?" mockup

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"Give me all the caffeine you have." mockup

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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Today's special... donuts.

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I love Lawyers

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Barristers

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it." mockup

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?' mockup

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

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"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves." mockup

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.' mockup

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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Barristers Mugs

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Barristers Pillows

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Barristers Prints

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