Barrel Bandit Pillows

One more please.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Swimming Prankster

Deliboys

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

A giant glass of red wine

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Fido and Fifi

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'This can't be good.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Backpackers.

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

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