Barrel Bandit Pillows

One more please.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Swimming Prankster

Deliboys

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

A giant glass of red wine

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'This can't be good.'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Premier Cru

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Backpackers.