Barn Wedding Planning Gifts

Barn Wedding

Cow Show Tunes

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Last night of freedom.

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'It's got all the original features.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"You said you wanted an outdoor wedding just because it was romantic!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'My pre-nuptial agreement reads, she's too good for me, but will marry me anyway!'

Fried Chicken.

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Man engaged to be married has ring through his nose.

The Attorney Barn

"Does this mean we won't be seeing you at the overweight encounter groups anymore?"

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

"This is the barn where we keep our feelings. If a feeling comes to you, bring it out here and lock it up."

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."

A man on a desert island dreaming of his wedding day