Barn Wedding Planning Gifts

Barn Wedding

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Last night of freedom.

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'Abandon Sheep.'

'It's got all the original features.'

"You said you wanted an outdoor wedding just because it was romantic!"

'My pre-nuptial agreement reads, she's too good for me, but will marry me anyway!'

Fried Chicken.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Growing up/growing out.

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Man engaged to be married has ring through his nose.

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

"Does this mean we won't be seeing you at the overweight encounter groups anymore?"

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Attorney Barn

"This is the barn where we keep our feelings. If a feeling comes to you, bring it out here and lock it up."

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."