Barkside Bloggers Gifts

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Coot on a jetty

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

'I love my mobile.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"My bedtime story sounds a lot like your blog."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'I haven't had so much as a hug since she took up blogging.'

'Don't panic! People often lose their pulse when they're following live blogs.'

'Hurry up with your pro-management blog, because I want to get my pro-labor blog out!'

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."