Barkside Adventurer Gifts

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

A day in the life of a dog.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

I know they told me not to bark

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

The Tardis Shed

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."