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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."