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"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"I've told you before one at each end!"

No Soliciting

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Dog phrenology

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Dog in therapy.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.