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"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Fist Bumper Cars

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Sunbathing in the park

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

'Mother?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'