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"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Fist Bumper Cars

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Sunbathing in the park

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I meant the dog!"

'...Please stop the...'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."