Bark Adventurers Mugs

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dogs

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

No Soliciting

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Dog phrenology

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog in therapy.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."