Barking Cartographer Gifts

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Arf! Arf!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog in therapy.

California Beverages Map

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

London map drawn from memory.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

I know they told me not to bark

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Dog