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"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I yip, therefore I am."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

California Beverages Map

Dog in therapy.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

London map drawn from memory.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

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