Bark Park Regular Gifts

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Canine Scentipede

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog Park Zoom

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Freestyling.

A day in the life of a dog.