Barge Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Fishing from the Pier

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Shakespeare Quote

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare reading.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare

To Be/Not To Be

'He runs this firm like a ship.'