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'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Fishing from the Pier

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

To Be/Not To Be

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

William Shakespeare

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Shakespeare

Ham-Dram