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'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

A giant glass of red wine

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The Drummer

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

You've done it again, Harry.

"Do you know what girls want?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"