Bargain Batter Pillows

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Unusual Offers

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

Seasonal shopping.

Gas Bill

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

This week only: Justice 12 price!

" know a bargain when I see one!"

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

Window in the Outfield.

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.

Credit card repayments are for life, not just for Christmas.