Bargain Bandage Battler Pillows

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Fries and kids

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

fish in a bottle...

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

Gas Bill

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Minor Surgery

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'