Bare-it-all Enthusiast Gifts

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Laundry or composting?"

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Dry Cleaning

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Another nameless cog in the corporate machine.

"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'You have to bring your own food.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

No ties.