Bare-it-all Enthusiast Mugs

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Laundry or composting?"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Dry Cleaning

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Another nameless cog in the corporate machine.

"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'You have to bring your own food.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'Be honest - does my bumf look big in this?'

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

Where Can I Put Them?

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'