Banned Book Fanatic Gifts

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Jim Carrey,

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Heaven

The book that will not be denied!

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Book lovers

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.