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'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

A General tries to get rid of peace.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

The book that will not be denied!

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Book lovers

RIP John Le Carre

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'