Banned Book Enthusiast Gifts

Reading

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Unabridged Dictionary

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

John Updike

D. H. Lawrence