Banned Books Devotee Gifts

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Censorship | Not Censorship

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Snowman outside library.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Reading

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Banned Books

"Prose & Cons."

Last Stand Bookstore

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

How to manage stress...

Publishing

"She's addicted to those trashy novels."

Book surgery.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

How to Overcome Your Fear Of Books

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

"Would you read this self-help book to me?"

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Dark Ages

"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"

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