Book Lover In Denial Gifts

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

How to manage stress...

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The World's Biggest Book Club

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

The Beard in the Stone