Bank Teller Gifts

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

"I'd like to open a joint account, preferably with someone very rich!"

ATM. To verify you are who you say you are, stick head through hole.

'Serving you is our number one job'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

Windows are just for show.

"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

Edward's stick-up notes were often long, rambling, and incoherent.

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'

Foiling a robber by tieing his laces together

'I can't be overdrawn, silly -- I have free checking!'

'Online baking is convenient but what I miss most is walking over to the bank and chatting with the tellers.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

The first ATM is invented.

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

'Since you just came in to say hello, there'll only be a nominal service charge.'

"The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I need some photo ID."

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Aerobbery.

I'm not here to help you, I'm here to get paid.

'You better start treating me with more respect, or I'll take my overdraft elsewhere!'

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

'Nuts, every pen in the house is our of ink.' 'Well, we're out of money too. Maybe it's divine providence to keep us from being overdrawn.' 'Or it could just be lousy pens.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

"We pride ourselves on our honesty."

'Yes, I'd like to withdraw $200. And could you make that in smart money?'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."