Bank Clerks Gifts

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

"I'm sorry sir, I can't hand anything over unless you give me your mother's maiden name!"

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

Man goes into bank only to discover that the only window is closed.

Bank Closed for Staff Training: 'One and one is two. Two and two is four...'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Piggy Bank

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

37 years in the same position.

'T.M.I.F.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'