Bank Teller Prints

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

ATM. To verify you are who you say you are, stick head through hole.

"I'd like to open a joint account, preferably with someone very rich!"

'Serving you is our number one job'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

Windows are just for show.

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

Edward's stick-up notes were often long, rambling, and incoherent.

'Online baking is convenient but what I miss most is walking over to the bank and chatting with the tellers.'

'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'

Foiling a robber by tieing his laces together

'I can't be overdrawn, silly -- I have free checking!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I need some photo ID."

'Since you just came in to say hello, there'll only be a nominal service charge.'

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

The first ATM is invented.

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

I'm not here to help you, I'm here to get paid.

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

Aerobbery.

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

'Nuts, every pen in the house is our of ink.' 'Well, we're out of money too. Maybe it's divine providence to keep us from being overdrawn.' 'Or it could just be lousy pens.'

"We pride ourselves on our honesty."

'You better start treating me with more respect, or I'll take my overdraft elsewhere!'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'