Bank Scene Admirer Gifts

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Paul Wolfowitz.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."