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"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."