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Victorian Children's Party

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

How's my Jiving?

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

How's My Jiving?

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

A Trying Moment.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

Ball Room Dancing

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Dancing.

Puck Building Shoot-out