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Victorian Children's Party

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

How's My Jiving?

A Trying Moment.

Empty Dress

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Ball Room Dancing

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Dancing.

Captain asking lady to dance

Puck Building Shoot-out