Ballot Doodler Gifts

Election - 'I just can't decide how I would spoil my ballot paper...'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

BLESS YOU

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

Before Instagram

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Cartooning

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

How's my walking?

'Math is more art than science.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Wiping Out the World

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.