Balance Sheet Celebrator Gifts

'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'

Bubbly

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Birthday Painting

The wedding.

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

Creative Accounting

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"No mention of her serve."

Goodbye Bills!

'I don't condone unethical accounting practices Henderson - On the other hand, I don't frown on a little numeric creativity.'

"That 'LOL' on the balance sheet stands for 'Lost Our Leverage'."

Baubles

'Greetings! We're Accountants Without Borders...'

'Financial secretary gone 'round the bend, or Odalisque with Balance sheet, that is the question.'

"If nothing else we're in an honest company."

Brain Cheering

Dragon Boat Festival

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