Baking Blunders Appreciateurs Gifts

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Baking

Little chef.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Patissier

Cookery Lesson.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

American Pastry

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Here's one I made earlier.

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Another Rookie Mistake

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

A seamstress with balloons

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

Baking

"I guess we didn't know the Muffin man after all."