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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

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Little chef.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Patissier

Cookery Lesson.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

American Pastry

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Here's one I made earlier.

Bakery - say it with flour.

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Another Rookie Mistake

A seamstress with balloons

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"Nana" Technology

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

Pastry Kitchen. Ernie, here is the gingerbread man --- and he's heard all the jokes.

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

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