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'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Cake Friday!

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's all homemade.'

Roasted

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Self Raising Flour

Christmas Dwarves

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Here's one I made earlier.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

Pie

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

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