Baking Fails Gifts

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

The Fourth Little Pig

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Hungry child

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover