Bake Fail Meme Lover Gifts

Cake Free Zone

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'My French is not so good.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

"The Catch of the Day is the chef's cold."

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Alternative Snacks

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

"Wow, fresh bread! Is it ready yet?"

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Your money and your eclairs.'

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Colleague Profile

Orville was so close the landing the big accounts.

Man who is 'expecting a friend every minute.'

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

Blowing up your ex.

Cow Pies $5

"She found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."