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'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Cake Free Zone

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'My French is not so good.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Mary Berry

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"The Catch of the Day is the chef's cold."

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

Alternative Snacks

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

This chocolate pie doesn't taste right! Maybe I didn't put in enough chalk.

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

Financial Consultant. What a mess! I thought I was on a roll, but it turned out to be more like a sticky bun!

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Wow, fresh bread! Is it ready yet?"

Athletic Supporter of the Year

'Your money and your eclairs.'

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Colleague Profile

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Orville was so close the landing the big accounts.

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Man who is 'expecting a friend every minute.'

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

Blowing up your ex.

Cow Pies $5