Baking Humor T-Shirts

'His rolls are out of this world.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Filet minion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Cake Free Zone

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lockdown casserole

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Deliboys

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Carpe pizza"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Stay at home food pyramid

Preserved

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).