Baking Humor Gifts

'His rolls are out of this world.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Cake Free Zone

Filet minion

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Deliboys

"My guess it's guacamole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Carpe pizza"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Hallelujah!"

Preserved

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'