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'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

It's all gravy.

Disaster in the kitchen.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'My French is not so good.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Operating table.

"Well, I just assumed you wanted your toast like your coffee."

"Mr. Saltee"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

Sloppy Joes.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"...I'm sick of having to remove the bones."

Roman Noodles

"Gesundheit!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"Here's to a clean start ..."